New York Times Comment

• Jeo
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Walking across a bridge one day, a man saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off, ran over and said "Stop!
don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?"
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what? I'm not married, I have no job..."
"Well... are you religious or atheist?"
"Religious."
"Me too! Are you Christian, Buddhist...?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"
"Baptist"
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god, or
Baptist church of the lord?"
"Baptist church of god!"
"Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god,
or are you reformed Baptist church of god?"
"Reformed Baptist church of god"
"Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god,
reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god,
reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915"

"Die, heretic scum!", the man said, and pushed him off.